I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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