love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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