The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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