Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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