Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize