Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
