Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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