Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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