One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Vodka?
Forever.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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