what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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