arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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