i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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