i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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