He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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