why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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