tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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