My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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