..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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