I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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