I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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