no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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