Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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