Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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