its not stalking. its research.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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