How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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