I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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