seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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