the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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