Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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