no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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