True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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