The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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