I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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