After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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