I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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