i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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