my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
do nipples grow back?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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