i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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