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(440): View more from Ohio

It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.

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(407): View more from Florida

me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.

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(530): View more from California

just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking

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All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just commented on the education level of his penis.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Relax

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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.

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(772): View more from Florida

Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?

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