just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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