Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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