And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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