lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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