This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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