Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just had sex bonerless
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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