I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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