I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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