If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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