Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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