butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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