I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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