The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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