whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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